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Scorpio Gifts

Ringmaster of ShitShow funny novelty socks by Blue Q Two people wearing matching Ringmaster of the Shit Show socks
Women's
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$14.00
Funny novelty "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" socks for men Funny socks for men that say 'Ringmaster of the Shitshow'
$15.00
Funny Blue Q socks for women that say, “One more episode” Funny "one more episode" socks for women laying flat next to a TV remote and a cup of ice cream
Women's
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$14.00
Solid, textured women’s socks with a small tag that reads, “I’m a delicate fucking flower” A close-up view of the second tag that has a colorful floral pattern
Women's
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$18.00
High-quality blank notebook in turquoise High-quality blank notebook in black
$22.00
High-quality blank notebook in black
High-quality blank notebook in red
$22.00
High-quality blank notebook in red
High-quality blank notebook in yellow
Red
$22.00
High-quality blank notebook in yellow High-quality blank notebook in red
$22.00
Gray textured women’s socks with a tag that says, “Probably technically a genius” A close-up view of the tag that says, “Probably technically a genius”
Women's
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$18.00
Ringmaster of ShitShow funny novelty socks by Blue Q Two people wearing matching Ringmaster of the Shit Show socks
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 9 reviews
Women's
Ringmaster of Shit Show Socks
$14.00
Funny novelty "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" socks for men Funny socks for men that say 'Ringmaster of the Shitshow'
Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 12 reviews
Men's
Ringmaster of the Shitshow Socks
$15.00
A funny coin purse that says, "Bitches get stuff done"
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 1 review
Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse
$6.00
Funny Blue Q socks for women that say, “One more episode” Funny "one more episode" socks for women laying flat next to a TV remote and a cup of ice cream
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 9 reviews
Women's
One More Episode Socks
$14.00
High-quality pen with latte art and the words “stay caffeinated”
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 1 review
Stay Caffeinated Seven-Year Pen
$9.00

Dark, mysterious Scorpio, born from October 23 to November 22. Their intensity is dialed all the way up — as are their walls, because Scorpios are considered to be super guarded. Fearless and bold, passionate and creative, these water signs are a bit of a contradiction in terms. How on earth are you supposed to shop for them? Especially since their interests are so varied?

We at Goodly know a thing or two about edgy Scorpios, especially those counterintuitive details, like how they enjoy gifts of indulgence, as well as how much they prefer stability and routines. And we’ve curated a fabulous collection of gifts that will speak to them!