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Horoscope: Fuck Toothbrush


Start your day with some good old-fashioned sarcasm — and brushing your teeth, of course! Just because a habit is healthy and good for you doesn’t mean it couldn’t be improved by a little sarcasm and cursing! Perfect for horoscope fans, this funny toothbrush will make you smile every time you brush. Which is AT LEAST twice a day, right?!? Remember: Toothbrushes are awesome and inexpensive gifts!


  • Soft, rounded bristles for safe and gentle effectiveness
  • High quality, high count bristles for long-lasting cleaning power.
  • Wide handle for comfy grip. Smooth turns to remove plaque and stains at every angle.
  • BPA-free for safety.
  • by Blue Q

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