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Asshole Balloons


Apologizing can be tough. It’s even worse when you know you were wrong! These funny, colorful balloons are here to help. Each one says, “Sorry I am such an asshole” (we love the use of present tense)! Since these fun balloons come in a pack, you can hand them over as an apology card, or just give them out one by one. Everyone can be a jerk sometimes, so it makes sense to always have hilarious balloons like these on hand at all times! The best gag gifts have a grain of truth to them, right?


  • Ten balloons in five bright colors are tucked inside a die-cut envelope for easy gifting.
  • by Adam JK

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