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Parsley, Sage, Fuck Off Oven Mitt

Rated 5.0 out of 5
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A new twist on the old song lyrics by Simon and Garfunkel, this funny oven mitt is sure to spice up any kitchen decor. Spices grow out of colorful pots against a black background on this quirky oven mitt, which will look great in use or just hanging on your wall for laughs! 


  • Super-insulated
  • Includes one oven mitt
  • Content: 100% Cotton
  • Dimensions: 12 x 6 x 0.6 inches
  • Browse our entire Oven Mitt collection to find your perfect oven mitt! 
  • by Blue Q

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Review postedover 1 year ago
Reviewed by Paula B., from United States
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Rated 5 out of 5

Fun mitt

I got this for a friend who loves to cook and is going through a challenge in his life. It brought a smile to his face which is the true gift I wanted to give.

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over 1 year ago

Smiles are the best! You are truly a wonderful friend <3

Review postedabout 3 years ago
Reviewed by Jennifer B., from United States
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Rated 5 out of 5

Fuck Off

Yeah, this is the probably my favorite kitchen item now. These always make me laugh and I live with my mother and she said, "Do these... does this say fuck off?" Why yes ma'am it does. These are also pretty thick, but don't bet on being able to hold a really hot pan for more than 15 seconds. Plan accordingly, people!

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about 3 years ago

Hahaha - this is the BEST, Jennifer! And that's an amazing loaf of bread you made! Glad you had the perfect oven mitt for that. Thank you so much for being such a great customer!