Ringmaster of the Shitshow Socks

Here's to the most beautiful bride, the most beautiful wedding, and the most beautiful moment of my life thus far. To my family, both new and from birth - I wouldn't be the man that I am today without all of you helping to shape me in your own unique ways. There is so much more to say to each of you, but I feel like I need to save my tears for the "to my wife" section. I love you all and am so thankful for your impact on my life! To my groomspeople - What a day. You have all been such a blessing to me and at multiple points in these last four years, each one of you has carried (sometimes physically dragged) me across various finish lines. I tried to pick people that photograph well to be in my wedding party and somehow got stuck with you seven. Thank you for always lifting me up when I need it the most. You all now fit in the category above! To my (our) friends - I have no idea how you put up with me or honestly even why, but every game night, every dinner at Hall's or Iguana, every tear, every laugh, every conversation, and every couch that I have moved over the neighbor's fence in the dead of night has brought me closer to an incredible person that I am lucky enough to call a wonderful friend. Thank you all for everything that you have ever done for me, whether you realize it or not, I appreciate you more than you know. To my wife - Anyone that can quote Jeff Probst in her wedding vows deserves at LEAST a nomination into the Bride Hall of Fame. I can't think of a more deserving woman to be celebrated in such a beautiful way. You have my whole heart, forever and always. I love you to the moon and back times infinity plus one! To many more years of you telling me to grab my stuff and head back to camp... G'night! I still can't believe you got in the pool. I love you, Bee-Z. 🐻❤️ 5.22.2020 Kayley Haulmark Photography